Beer Bottles

Beer bottles

I can't even remember how many morning-after college parties I would wake up to find empty beer bottles scattered throughout the house or apartment. Sometimes, there would even be a few leftover party-goers who had had too much to drink and were passed out in the midst of the beer bottles. The parties always seemed like great fun until it was time to clean up the following morning. I don't miss those days.

Now, years after those college days, I still find myself cleaning up beer bottles the next morning if my husband had the guys over the previous night. Why in the world guys cannot clean up their own messes is beyond me. How hard is it to put the empty beer bottles into the recycling bin? I constantly remind my husband that when he takes the time to line the beer bottles up on the counter, he is only inches away from the recycling bin. He just doesn't seem to get it. Maybe he likes to watch me cleaning up the beer bottles. I purposely avoided cleaning up for an entire weekend one time just to see if he would take the time to do it himself. After two days of living amongst this mess, I caved in and cleaned. I had to resist the urge to throw those beer bottles at him.

One New Year's Eve, a group of us were having a very in-depth conversation over many empty beer bottles and I asked why in the world they would choose such an ugly dark color to make the bottles. One of our friends actually had an answer to my random question. He informed me the glass of the beer bottles are a dark color so that the light doesn't spoil the beer inside of them. While that actually made perfect sense to me, I still think that the dark colored glass could be a better color than the standard brown. Heineken has nice dark green bottles, as does Yuengling Lager. I think that green should be the standard color for beer bottles from now on. Of course, no matter what color the beer bottles would be, it wouldn't make it any more fun to clean up after parties.

My personal favorite is when you're assuming that all of the scattered beer bottles are empty and you find one that just happens to still have a few sips left in it. It is always when I'm carrying those bottles at an awkward angle that I find the one that still has some liquid left in it that splashes on me. There's just nothing like cleaning up beer bottles. No matter what color they are.